Raw Dough

{Demons} are forever.

oomardoj — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 05:17:08 +0000

{6} months, {20} hours, {15} colors, and an infinite amount of pure satisfaction later, SHE LIVES. Enter that Gorgon Bitch {Medusa}

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big thanks to Kahlil Rintye for the amazing job

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too be continued…

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I can haz yor ewok – {a} series.

oomardoj — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 06:04:43 +0000

More and more this earth is consumed with lapdogs. San Francisco is swarming with the infinitely cuddly mixed bread minipets that have hit every demographic by storm. Old people, young people, hipsters, ripsters, all of the above can’t get enough… And neither can I. Sometimes alone, sometimes with friends, always fucking cute.

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I <3 Art

oomardoj — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:15:51 +0000

In a previous life I was an artist, and from this background I have a deep affection for beautiful imagery. I also love creative work that is intricate, inspiring, and thought provoking. For now I wanted to introduce some PopArt that was custom made by one of SLC’s finest – Joshua Taeoalii. Him and his wife have been busting out creative work for several years and below are some examples of their talented genius. You can also view his entire portfolio here; and purchase the items here.

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The Rhino - He’s Horny

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Moonwalkitout

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Murder was the case that they gave her

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The last people to ever doubt WeirdChief’s Styly

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If you don’t love art, you don’t love yourself.

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3 birthdays, 3 meals, 3 {Beautiful Ladies}

oomardoj — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 05:58:59 +0000

Do you ever get that feeling like you’re going to too many birthdays, and the only plausible solution is to break-up with some friends? Well, I do too… kidding, sorta. Tonight I have just concluded on another amazing birthday meal brought to you by the divine days of Justine Bilodeau, Logan Triglia, and Kate Franco. Here are the sweet memories of their smiles and my food drunk.

Justine Bilodeau and her 26th birthday at 5A5 Steakhouse

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Logan Triglia’s surprise 25th birthday at Joey&Eddies - heavenly service

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Kate Franco’s Tapastry of excellence at Andalu was purely sinful

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From the FiDi (ya I used it, still not sure if I like it), to North Beach, to the Dirty Mish – birthday wishes ladies, and Bon Appetit San Francisco!

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Fresh Features at One Five Six Five

oomardoj — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 06:25:00 +0000

This past weekend I have taken the divine pleasure in organizing my living space. Here are the highlights.

{Motion Picture Gallery… ie. 42in LG LCD!}

no lie it’s RE5

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{Aquatics Room with live NUDE fish}

she purrs. And yes it’s the dark blob

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{NEWSFLASHNEWROOMATE – Wolverine had to move in.}

down economy, who knew

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{Fabulous fully stocked bar}

If you play your cards right you could be invited over.

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The Healthiest Dessert. And yes it has Chocolate.

oomardoj — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 05:04:17 +0000

The beauty of Russian Hill is IT has EVERYTHING… and if it doesn’t it’s definitely close by. Let’s start with Cheese Plus aka Cheese’s, a quarter of a block away from my house. As ohhellologan pointed out in her previous post; This place is BOSS.

So where’s all the damn chocolate you say? It’s on a Flapjacks.

I'll take 9

A Flapjacks is an Oatmeal Square – yes heart healthy rolled oat’s, glued together by natures gold - HONEY, with half dipped in anti-oxident rich DARK CHOCOLATE. It was so good I want one right now. Accompany with milk and you just embraced the food gods. Too bad I broke that Giants All-Star Game glass shortly after.

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Imma let you finish fall but summer is the best season of all time.

oomardoj — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 05:53:12 +0000

I hope I die laughing. Obviously not anytime soon. We would all be so lucky to die by a series of gut busting hysterics. Luckily this hasn’t happened. It should of by now, because I have some filarious (fucking+hilarious) friends and have also come across some filarious websites that have shown me the light. Below is a brief list to help lift everyone’s spirits as we enter Summer in SF and enter Fall everywhere else in California.

www.immaletyoufinish.com – Congratulations Kanye your are one of the best musicians and jackasses of all time.

GOTCHYA - HAHAHHA

www.iamfriendswithsluts.com – Yes it truly exists

Bound together by tramp stamps, father issues, and low self esteem... We are The Three Skankateers.

www.failblog.com - who doesn’t love this – I’ve also contributed!!!

Microsoft thinks Eastern Europeans are racist - oops forgot to whiteout the black hand

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The Battle of Two Melts

oomardoj — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 05:05:09 +0000

It all started with this guy… We call him Emery Meeks.

I'm a Sexy Bitch

If you can believe it he works at Vsattui, yes the world class vineyard in Napa Valley. Naturally he was doing me a favor as I was picking him up from work, when he got in my car with a Wino’s delight. Yes, that’s right, herb focaccia, sourdough baguette, brie cheese, and tallegio italian cheese. The tallegio was an impulse buy and so amazingly stinky… Think sweaty wet soccer cleat or better yet a maggots fart. But when you spread it on bread, (you know it melts at room temperature), it’s transformed into a heavenly buttery salty nutty savory bite. This is where I stepped it up a notch.

To preface this, I am a BIG fan of melts, and I’m an even BIGGER fan of combining random ingredients to form a flavor masterpiece.

BLADOW

Melt #1 -pictured left- combines california complete protein bread, smothered in olive oil parmesan, toasted, with tellagio cheese and smoked ham.

Melt #2 -center- CCCP bread, again smother in olive oil parmesan (standard), toasted, with brie cheese, turkey pastrami, and italian salami.

THE WINNER ISSSSS – BOTH, hahhahahahha GOTCHYA.

Served with a side salad and toasted herb focaccia. Garnished with sauteed red bell pepper and onions mixed with yellow mustard. I also had some left over pickled jalapenos and spicy carrots from my super favorite Mexican Restaurant Taco’s La Playita. Bon Appetit.

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Aggronomix

oomardoj — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:01:57 +0000

It all started with a message

It was here and it had festered

First it was Recession

Then it was Depression

Then came Barack Obama

Then came all the questions

What’s this monster called economy

Why do all the greedy run to mommy

But me I’m showing teeth

As I focus on my dreams

Because it’s You vs. Me

It’s Me vs. Me

It’s Destiny

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Good Friends + Cooking Good Food = Overdose. A Series.

oomardoj — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 18:11:19 +0000

Flavor Journal. Entry 4 of 4.

To conclude this mouthful of flavor madness I will introduce a Cowabunga Camp Camanche favorite – slow cooked BBQ Pork Chops. As you can see the cook peering over the feast she was working overtime monitoring our food line skills. Margaret blew us away with her fall off the bone slow roasted moist as the day is long Pork Chops. I pushed my lifesaving skills to the max when I saved these little piggies from the pool of sauce they spent a full day in. To intensify the deliciousness they were served with pesto tortellini, BBQ baked beans, and an American favorite MAC & CHEESE!.

Ms. Chef Camanche

Unfortunately this awesome series is over… booo! Consider this an official challenge to all my friends. Feel free to out do yourselves and make it once again to the world famous rawdough blog!

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